Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 8 by Zack Zombie

Author:Zack Zombie
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Herobrine Publishing Inc
Published: 2024-06-09T00:00:00+00:00

Thursday

Today was the first day of my 7th Grade Orientation Volunteer assignment.

But man, I was really nervous.

You see, I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was showing one of the new 7th Grade mob kids around. He was a really nice kid, except he was a Creeper and he was really nervous.

Everywhere I took him, he started hissing and flashing. It’s like he was afraid of everything.

I took him to the library… HSSSSSS.

I took him to the gym…. HSSSSSS.

I took him to the cafeteria… HSSSSS.

I showed him the study hall… HSSSSSS

I finally stopped and asked him why he was so nervous. He said he was afraid that the other kids wouldn’t like him. Then he said he was afraid he couldn’t handle the workload. Then he said he was afraid he was going to get bullied.

I thought I would help him overcome his fear. So I took him on the school bus.

Next thing I know, after the explosion, I had Creeper juice all over me.

Last thing I remember was yelling at the top of my voice…and then I woke up.

Wow, I forgot how hard it was to be a 7th grader.

Thinking back on it, I probably wouldn’t have made it as a 7th grader if it wasn’t for having a friend like Steve around.

So I guess it’s my turn to be a ‘Steve’ for some other goofy kid.

Now the kid I had to show around was a really cool Zombie kid named Neville.

Neville was a transfer student from the Australian Biomes.

Even though he was a little different, Neville was pretty cool. Plus he was really outgoing.

In fact, he had already started making friends by the time I met him. All the teachers and secretaries in the school office already knew him. And when we walked down the hallway, all the kids said “what’s up?” to him. He would just say, “G’day” to the girls and they would run giggling down the hall.

To be honest, I started getting a little jealous. This kid had only been in school two days and he already had a ton of friends.

“How come you know so many people already?” I asked him.

“Ah mate, we Aussies know that if you don’t have your mates, you’ve only got a party with one person. And there’s no fun in that.”

I really had no idea what he just said, but it sounded so cool.

Man, no wonder he’s got so many friends. It’s probably his accent.

Later that day, I saw some of the cool kids hanging around the water fountain and I thought I would try my new accent.

“G’day there mates. Owyagoing?”

Well, it didn’t work out as well as I expected.

…Took me a little while to find my way out of that dumpster.

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